A litre of milk...

Hey all! Sorry it's been so long... Or sorry it hasn't been long enough since I've blogged for some... I guess having had a break from uni also means I have had a break from sarcasm somewhat. Also, give me some study to do and I'll give you a blog... or draw you a picture... or build a tree house... or wittle a flute out of some birchwood, wrap a fur coat around my waist, drag a cupboard into a park with some woods in it and jump out at people from said cupboard as they walk along the park path with their significant other. There I'll be piping on the flute (or just piping...whatever)... naked from the waist up, with a fur coat hiding my thunder, occasionally muttering something about Narnia and not studying... Whatever...as long as I'm not studying.

Anyway where are my manners! How are you? Good to hear. Sorry about your loss... (ok you'd think I'd know by now after a year that blogs are fairly one way communication!)... It has actually been a year and 2 days since I began this fairly incoherent bit of writing rambling, and I do struggle at times to stay modern, hip and happening with this blog. It is hard to keep up with the home dogs and their machine gadgets and linguistic skills.

So that is why I have decided to Inceptionise this blog... Yes... You read that correctly... You are about to start reading a blog within a blog... You may have already started the Inceptionification and you're so Inceptionificated that you can't pontificate well enough to know you've just gotten the living Inception kicked out of you. Maybe you have... Maybe you haven't... Maybe Leonardo Dicaprio has just been around mine, ghost written some of this blog on my laptop, kicked my dog, stolen a litre of milk and now your mind is now being blown Inceptionally.

Do you feel different? You may have missed it but that bit about milk was part of my next blog based on Charlie Sheen's calcium intake... A blog within a blog? You better freaking believe it... And you're probably carrying my child now in your womb...or if you're a guy; your "mamb".

Well that's it for another blog... As Michael Schumacher once said "If you can't blog well just blog short"... and I think that is something for everyone to appreciate about this blog.... Schumacher's quote, not the length of this abhorent bit of writing.

Blogger out.