A Blogging Supernova

Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I'm back, I hope you all observe a moment of silence for my absence/lack of blogs and cancel that moment out with stupendous cheering and general party going antics. I realise I've dropped the ball a little with this blogging thing so after playing poker tonight against Rain Man (Sam Prokic himself) and inevitably losing, I realised I should be doing better things with my time. So I played FIFA 09 for a bit. But when I got home Rain Man informs me that I haven't blogged in all too long. As I sip my latte and smoke my pipe, fiddling with my monocle in a dimly lit room, let me take you back over a few events you may or may not have missed in my recent life weeks.

I tore my medial collateral ligament and ruptured my anterior cruciate ligament playing football...the MRI looks as though a grenade went off in my knee, so I'm getting surgery on the 30th of June. During this I finished my prac in Hell. That went ok...better than expected considering where I was. And that's my life...self indulgent part of the blog over.

Let's focus on the world cup, where soap opera actors go to play sport and mental patients get given bus driver socks and coloured cards. Oh...and where Australian sporting stars go to get raped (figuratively....they wouldn't go if there was a chance they literally were going to get raped...at least I would hope not)...But seriously, this World Cup is killing me! It's not the best ambassador for itself so far, so many nil all draws, so many stupid decisions...For us, first Cahill then Kewell with reds....FIFA is out to get us...doesn't surprise me though when it's run by the same type of people who run the Uniting Church of Australia.

So how do we overcome all this dreadful refereeing, cheating Italians (players, refs, coaches, bus drivers, Italian donkeys, Italian label makers etc etc etc) and other cheating nations?



Well...maybe I'll ask Rain Man....



Rain Man: I thought the basis of your blogs was avoiding real life and relevant topics and emphasising the paying out of Griffith and expanding on useless thoughts. Trying a different angle are we? I was expecting a wicked question, and you give me that! Not losing our touch are we??



Ok Rain Man, you got me there.



So I guess I'll go back to writing about Griffith and it's suckiness...I enrolled in another semester of hell so hopefully next semester I'll have plenty of A-grade material...Again I apologise for not blogging, I barely know how to feed and clean myself so don't be too hard on me.


Blogger out. I can't speak for the blogg-ees, but i'm sure you're all "out" as well.